Long live the Mooninites
WARNING: Political Correctness has left the building. You may be able to find it wandering around the halls of CNN or FOX News with his good buddy Sensitivity, but I can assure you, you will not find him here.
If that doesn't sit well with you...then go fuck yourself.
The Mooninites have struck the U.S. and the city of Boston can't stop pissing itself.
How dare you pull such a stunt in this post-9/11 world. How dare you be so insensitive to the fears of this nation.
Fuck you! Welcome to the real world! It must be tough having to live in your upper-middle-class suburbs, driving your $50,000 war-makers and never having to really wonder if the coffee shop you're sitting in while drinking your $5.00 latte is going to be blown up by some psychopath in the name of "God" and all that is "holy."
Excuse us for trying to live a little and be creative in this world that seems to have lost the meaning of the word. Excuse us for not caring about your childish and completely selfish fears (or as it is more commonly referred to as..your baseless paranoia). Heaven forbid that you may actually have to face the REALITY that the other 90% of the world has to face on a daily-fucking-basis.
You cower in fear at the possibility that this beast known as the REAL WORLD might someday come knocking at your door. Still, you cannot get your head out of your ass long enough to realize that it is your venomous "righteousness" and hatred for anything that is not white, protestant, or straight that is causing the very things that terrify you so much.
Well I hate to break it to you, but global warming is real, creationism is a fucking joke, and no, we will not stop fucking swearing because frankly...it feels so god-damned good!